I was Bombed: Archive

Mar 31st

2-bedroom apartment design

marco: We started out assuming that a 2-bedroom was the way to solve that, but it looks like a good solution might also be one of those larger-than-usual 1-bedroom units for which the agent tries to bullshit you into thinking that it might be a 2-bedroom, but really the second “bedroom” is an alcove or a dining room or the short half of an L-shaped living room. a) I don’t understant how...

Mar 31st

Kodak Gallery Terms of Service Change

Once you begin storing photos at the Gallery, you must make the following purchases to continue such storage: • Members with photo storage of 2 gigabytes (GB) or less must make annual minimum purchases totaling at least $4.99. • Members with photo storage exceeding 2GB must make annual minimum purchases totaling at least $19.99. Failure to meet this requirement may result in your photos...

Mar 30th

Setting up a lunch to prepare for a lunch to...

Mar 30th

Insults Offered In The Movie The Sandlot That Can...

michaelorell: Butt sniffer Pus licker Eating dog crap for breakfast Eating weinies with your mama’s toe jam Bobbing for apples in the toilet and liking it Pee-drinking crap face Playing ball like a girl

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 28th

Mar 25th

“TMI Weekly. This is how we enter it in our back end.”

– my deskmate Jeremy (via dinosaurdiorama)

Mar 25th

7 notes

1 tag

Mar 25th

Homer Simpson's Secret Recipe For 'New Soda...

michaelorell: Soda Water Bubbles ? Business plan: Step 1: Collect Underpants. Step 2: ?. Step 3: Make money.

Mar 24th

What's with today, today?

rockuboff: I’m craving tacos. Or tortilla chips with some pico de gallo. It’s been 7 months today! :) kbye Yes. And yes. Septiversary taco dinner?

Mar 24th

Elephants!

Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

3 notes

“The wise owl brews magical beer”

– Hitachino Brewery

Mar 23rd

“I don’t want to sin but I want to fucking trip balls.”

– a younger justin, re: stay awake drugs for truckers. (via nikography)

Mar 21st

2 notes

Mar 20th

“Hi jer, Sorry to say it looks like you’ll only be getting about an $80 tax...”

– Love Dad WTFUCK. Apparently our payroll department forgot to take out city taxes.

Mar 20th

WTFUCK. Apparently our payroll department forgot to take out city taxes.

Mar 20th

“I feel like a kid playing office. When I open the drawers everything is full of...”

– Rachel, Next New receptionist.

Mar 19th

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Mar 18th

2 notes

Richard Belzer is sitting outside Les Halles

I love Homicide!

Mar 18th

“The waitress took all of our food orders and after even rereading all the orders...”

– Comment for Trailer Park on Menupages

Mar 18th

And I used to defend PCs

I’m trying to wipe my Dell so that it works faster. Step 1: Download backup with Keygen Problem 1: Keygen deleted by Virus Scan Step 2: Disable Virus Scan, Redownload Keygen Problem 2: Install crashes. Step 3: Reboot. Problem 3: Reboot causes Virus Scan to re-enable, deletes Keygen again. Step 4: Repeat step 2. Still working on doing this, 2 hours later.

Mar 18th